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Upcoming Events
Class Dismissed
August 9, 2025 | Doors: 7 pm | Show starts: 7:30 pm
$35
School’s out and the drama’s on stage.
Join us for our very first student showcase — where tassels fly, glitter sweats, and our brand-new babes make their big, sparkly debut.
Expect:
– Fresh acts with zero chill
– Main character moments
– Pure, chaotic joy
Class is dismissed. But the show? Just getting started.
Tickets: Here
A Drag Show
August 16, 2025 | Doors: 7 pm | Show starts: 7:30 pm
$15 – Early bird
$20 – at the Door
Aries. Toni. Lola. A brand-new drag night is coming to ilLustrious Dance! Expect lashes, lipsyncs, laughter, and a whole lot of attitude. Hosted by some of your favourite local drag stars, this is one night you won’t want to miss.
Full lineup announced soon.
Tickets: Here
OLYM-PUSS
September 20, 2025 | Doors: 7 pm | Show starts: 7:30 pm
$25
The gods are gagged. The mortals are moist.
Step aside, Mount Olympus there’s a new pantheon in town.
Join Toni Kola, Aries Khaos, and Lola Lust as they channel ancient chaos through rhinestones, wigs, and unholy levels of charisma.
It’s mythology, but make it messy. Divine drama, celestial shade, and performances worthy of legends.
Whether you’re into thunderbolts, underworlds, or golden apples, you’ll find something sinful to worship.
Three gods. One stage. Zero morals.